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Funny MSN Quotes
What would you want to use funny msn quotes for? Well I'd use a funny msn quote to introduce myself in a new conversation, or maybe use funny quotes as an MSN nick! Funny MSN Quotes can be used anywhere, not just in MSN or as quotes! Use a funny msn quote in the middle of your msn conversation, or maybe in a chat room! Just spice up what you have to say with clever but witty quotes from this funny msn quotes page!



Whats are MSN Quotes?
MSN quotes could be quotes that are taken from MSN Messenger conversations. Maybe your friend said something funny and you want to quote them on it, or perhaps your thinking of quoting yourself on a funny one liner? But a funny MSN quote don't have to be quotes from MSN, maybe you want to use funny quotes from your favoriate comedian or funny quotes outside of msn chat! Nothings stopping you from using funny quotes from anywhere and bringing them into msn!

What makes Funny MSN Quotes
This is like asking what is funny?! What makes funny msn quotes? Well its probably timing, most funny quotes or one line jokes need to be said at the right time. Sometimes using funny quotes at the wrong time will make them somewhat un-funny. When trying to use funny msn quotes dont over use the quotes! There's nothing worse than repeating funny msn quotes to someone who's heard them all!

Just using quotes from one of the great comedians isn't going to work in msn. So pick your funny MSN quotes carefully, get the right funny quotes for the right funny times.

Funny MSN Quotes
Without further delay here are some great funny MSN quotes:
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. - Rodney Dangerfield

There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that. - Steve Martin

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with. - Marty Feldman

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. - Dick Cavett

I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets. - Dave Edison

Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff. - Steven Wright

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks


Those are just a few funny msn quotes to choose from. If you've got any funny msn quotes you'd like added here please contact me! Most of all I hope you get a good giggle from these funny msn quotes!

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